The Sun Sucks News Network
BREAKING NEWS: Sun to disrupt more technology over next 1-2 year period per NASA. LEARN MORE
We are here to deliver the stories the sun tries to shine away.
The Sun Sucks News Network (SSN) remains the only 24-hour all-encompassing news service dedicated to delivering breaking news and investigative reporting on the Sun’s affairs (and also sports).
Stealing Our Youth
Studies show that 80-90% of how young or old we look for our age is dependent on our sun exposure. That aging process can begin with as little as 15 minutes in the sun.
A Country Sneezing
Roughly 75 Million Americans suffer from the Photic Sneeze Reflex, an uncontrollable sneezing reaction to bright light, mainly the sun.
Network Disruption
The Sun is entering a period of peak activity. This is expected to bring solar flares which will lead to disruptions in flight travel, radio communication and earth's power grids.
9,000+
Car accidents reported each year in the USA due to sun glare.
11.2 Million
Total amount Americans paid in hospital bills related to sun poisoning in '22
125
Number of homes burned down in London from sun related incidents since 2019
We are not just investigating the sun, we are also advocating for change. Sign our petition to help address sun safety and sun safe alternatives in the United States.
